Deth Trumpet

"It's just a trumpet" Final words of barrack Obama

Origins of  the Deth Trumpet
I dunno where it came from. Do you? Didn't think so.

The earliest recorded sighting of the Deth Trumpet was in 1706 by a philosopher known as Tingle. He recieved a FedEx package that read  "Opn 4 trimpot". However when he opened it, much to his surprise, there was no trimpot but a shiny brass trumpet. When he began to play said trumpet blood began to shoot out of the trumpet and didn't stop until all of his house was blood, and his house was pretty big so that's a lot of blood, like, 10mm or something.

Deth Trumpet and the Gang
The Deth Trumpet has had several interactions with gang, however, being a trumpet it cannot physically do anything. Despite this drawback, the Deth Trumpet has found it's way into the hands of both the gang and their enemies. The following is a list of people who found the Deth Trumpet (All by mysterious FedEx delivery) and what happened whilst they possessed the Deth Trumpet.
 * The Exterminator: Had his life ruined and ended by the Deth Trumpet.
 * The Pistol: Played it on the wrong side and blooded a schoolbus full of midgets.
 * You: Eventually you will play the Deth Trumpet.