I LOVE MEN

Men are absolutely fantastic! There amazing and beautiful in everyway. They have big floppy penises. i know i have my own but its too small for me to find. Hopefully someday i will find and penis wide enough to fit in my grand canyon of an asshole. i don't really like cum though. it taste funny and is really hard to get out of your eyes, it also makes your eyelashes stick together.

I know women like penis' as well but i want them all to myself so i hate women. i only go out with girls to get to their brothers and dads. and dogs. women are soooooooo annoying thy steal all my make up and are constantly using my dildos and anal beads. they also cant grow body hair which i absolutely love to grab and use as leverage.

even though i love boys so much, they don't love me. probably cause i look like a homosexual corpse. luckily for me i have a younger brother who is quite a deep sleeper ;)

i hope my mum doesn't find this page. cuz she'd probably rape me. and not in the fun way.

- By Struan Laing